We met Scott and Rupert in Bangkok on our second night. They both go to College in Arizona and both wear running shoes with ankle high socks. Caro and I partied with these guys all afternoon until I had to do the responsible thing and take Caro back to the hotel and put her to bed as she was a bit too drunk. Once I had put her to bed I slicked back my hair, checked my look in the mirror and went back downstairs to continue partying with Scott and Rupert.
These guys were pretty good sorts, Scott sporting the hombre styled white singlet was into Hip Hop and meeting foreign chicks we also had a scorpion eating competition (I cheated and still lost). Rupert had served in the US military in Afghanistan, he had the classic Republican gun views and owned a hand gun which he kept loaded on his nightstand. We debated and managed to have disagreements on the loose American gun control laws but managed to move past this and discuss vagina's and sharting at great length.
On a side note earlier in the day while we were preparing to head out from our hotel room, I heard a noise that sounded very similar to the squeezing of a very nearly empty shampoo bottle. This turned out to be Caro's very first shart. Well done babes!
I managed to introduce these guys to heaps of babes and eventually they were off introducing themselves to chicks without my assistance, I was so proud. Scott spent a good 20 minutes building up the courage to go and talk to a mega hot blonde girl. Before he made his move I gave him this advice: "just go up and say hi, everyone's on holiday and everyone will probably be wanting the same thing as you". He agreed that this was amazing advice chopped his pint of Chang and set off only to be back in 10 seconds completely shot down by a German that didn't speak a word of English. Broken and dismayed he went back to the hostel. Pussy. And then there were two.
From here on in I'm a little hazy on the details however Rupert, it turns out, is as much into mischief as I am, so we found some English "lads" and took the piss out of them for a while, Rupert introduced them to a ladyboy and that's about all.
Mate Rating:
Scott - for wimping out after something as fickle as a language barrier and beating me at scorpion eating 6.5/10
Rupert - for powering on while your mate went home and the great mischievousness you possess, I could award you top marks, however you do wear running shoes out on the town. all in all you could definitely fit in with all my good mates back home 9/10
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